The Lamb Who Lived
Sometimes in birth, everything goes wrong. It is quite dangerous to be a recipient of pictures from Lady Friend. While there is a good chance it will be an innocuous shot of lovely flowers or a nice...
View ArticleRUNEGAME
It’s out! It’s out!! It’s out!!! Actually, it came out two weeks ago, but the announcement was overrun by 40+ lambs all coming out at the same time. Eight sets of triplets, ten sets of twins, and one...
View ArticleDear Mother on the iPhone (Your Kids Will Be Fine)
Isn’t it annoying how a stranger can see a snapshot of your life, a few minutes in a park where you have looked away from your playing children to your iPhone, and write a letter to the whole of the...
View Article#STANDWITHWENDY
I wouldn’t be here. If abortion had been legal in 1945, when my maternal grandmother found herself with an unwanted pregnancy, she likely would have gotten an abortion. She was poor. She was single....
View ArticleThe Zombies
Hope you’re enjoying a lovely Independence Day weekend! And what more apropos reading for the 4th of July holiday than a story chronicling the future decline of the U.S. through a Zombie Apocalypse not...
View ArticleStart Your Monday with a GAH!!!
First I thought why would you invent this? Then I realized I was just jealous for not inventing it first. HANDERPANTS. Underpants for your hands!
View ArticleStart Your Monday with a GAH!!!
I really want a group of friends with which to do this, yet I would also rather not get arrested for doing it.
View ArticleWhen to Walk Away
It was a February night long ago when I gave up. The straw that broke the camel’s back was no more than a straw, a brother’s birthday party at a restaurant. He had brought his girlfriend along. The...
View ArticleBAIT
Bait. It’s the laziest book ever written. I pulled my hair and gnashed my teeth in the creation of the Rune series; I drove all around northern California to research and hike for the Zombies series....
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